The City of Opinionated Software
The City of Opinionated Software is a fortress of strong views. The architecture is decisive, rejecting the compromises of the outside world. The citizens debate the precise mechanics of wifi transfers and the fallacy of clean code.
It is a place where every design choice is justified with a long essay. To live here is to accept that there is a right way, and it is documented in the logs.
"We do not guess," the engineer says. "We measure."