The City of Jepsen

The City of Jepsen is built to be broken. The citizens subject their own homes to network partitions and clock skew, testing the limits of consistency. It is a place of rigorous chaos.

Amidst the broken databases, you will find strange fiction—tales of radiation safety that are lies, and technical interviews that spiral into eldritch horror.

"We promise linearizability," a merchant claims, "but we do not guarantee it."